Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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