3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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