Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am puke
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize