Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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