just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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