16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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