Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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