Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize