It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
only you would photoshop your dick
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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