the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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