no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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