On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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