he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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