You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Panties = found
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