Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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