I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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