I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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