do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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