He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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