Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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