I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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