Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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