so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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