he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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