I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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