my phone needs a breathalizer
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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