sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
