But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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