escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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