Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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