I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we're so committed to being not committed
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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