So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have post one night stand depression
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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