You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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