My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My balls are so social today.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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