absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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