If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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