you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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