he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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