fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
