were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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