I want to make a zoo with you.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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