It's like God shit irony all over that family
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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