You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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