thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize