That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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