dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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