butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
PANTIES FOUND
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