I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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