The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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