yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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