it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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