your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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