he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
